Overheard on Albert Einstein's Cellphone:

Albert Einstein

“For a good time, call (555) EIN-STIN.”

Albert Einstein, theoretical physicist/perpetual motion love machine

Overheard in Alabama:

Mary Sue McClurkin

 "The largest organ in a woman's body is a fetus."

Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin (R) is pushing legislation that would impose restrictions on abortion clinics in the great state of Alabama.

Albert Einstein

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"What a meshugana. SHE = A Fucking Idiot^2."

Albert Einstein, theoretical physicist.

 

Overheard in a History Book:

Albert Einstein

"Trust me, meshugana: smart guys get all the hot women. Why do you think my hair looks this way?"

Albert Einstein, theoretical physicist.