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| Stuart Varney |
“Global
'warming'? That’s bullshit on a stick. What we really have is Global 'cooling'.
Look at what just happened in Antarctica! A whole research ship got stuck, in
the ice for 10 days and the people on board had to be rescued by helicopter!”
Stuart
Varney, Fox Business host
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| Babe |
“Uhm,
Mr. Varney sir? Might I have a word?”
Babe,
famous
talking pig and manager of Sen. Mitch McConnell’s re-election campaign.
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| Stuart Varney |
“Sure.
Why not. I talk to a lot of pigs, most of them Democrats.”
Stuart
Varney
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| Babe |
“Mr.
Varney sir, well, it seems the Nature
Geoscience Journal in 2013 identified central West Antarctica as one of
the fastest-warming regions on Earth, with consistent temperature increases
between 1958 and 2010. We’ve also seen ice shelves melting and breaking off in
the last 15 years. It’s pretty clear, Antartica is getting warmer, not colder.”
Babe
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| Stuart Varney |
“Sez you, pig. What the hell do you know about warming.”
Stuart
Varney
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| Babe |
“Apparently, a whole helluva lot more
than you. How do you account for the increases in temperatures, Mr. Varney sir, if global warming isn’t a
real phenomenon.”
Babe
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| Stuart Varney |
“I’ll tell you how I account for it: farting pigs. Way too much methane.”
Stuart
Varney
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“Oh sure. Blame the pigs. Not all
pigs fart, buster. But all Fox hosts absolutely do!”
Miss Piggy
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