All quotations appearing on "Overheard Somewhere" are completely fictitious, unless they aren't. Quotations may contain profanity, references to bodily functions, and/or harsh doses of reality. The quotations are most likely tasteless and likely to offend someone. Welcome.
"Look
I'm not guilty. So do you need a child-sitter this weekend?"
Woody
Allen, director/actor/writer/alleged pedophile, responding to resurfaced
allegations he sexually assaulted his 7-year-old adopted daughter, Dylan, 20
years ago.