Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Overheard in John Boehner's Office:


John Boehner

“I promise you there will be a whale of a fight over the debt ceiling come this fall. I will not allow the ceiling to be raised without an equal amount of cuts from the budget, so suck on that one, President Barack Obama! And I don’t give a flying fuck whether or not the government gets shut down over this, though I'd prefer that not to happen. It’ll be a whale of a fight and you can just call me ‘Moby’s Dick.’ Oh wait! That didn’t come out right. Goddammit!”

Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)

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