Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.



Colin Powell



 “I never trusted that Dick Cheney. I told President Bush he was taking the United States into war with Iraq without having a good reason to do so, and I was proven right. Cheney was a lying nut bag using the office of the vice president to further his own personal agenda. HE should be tried for treason and jaywalking. That’s right: jaywalking. I’ve personally witnessed him do it thousands of times. He is an awful man.”
Former Secretary of State Colin Powell

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Dick Cheney



“Colin Powell couldn’t lead an army of tanks out of a wet paper bag. Fucking pussy. Bitch.”
Former vice president Dick Cheney



George W. Bush

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 "Jesus Christ, Colin! Don't drag me into this! You know Cheney scares the living shit out of me!"
Former President George W. Bush



Liz Cheney
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“Do you want me to stab him with one of my crayons Daddy? I just pulled the orange one out of Mary Smith's eye. It came out in one piece and still works great!”
Liz Cheney


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Dick Cheney


“NO LIZ! NO! Daddy has far better ways to deal with this sonuvabitch… Let me put on my thinking cap...”
Dick Cheney

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