Sunday, June 2, 2013

Overheard in Hell:


Richard M. Nixon

"Trust me: that prissy boy Obama is no Richard Nixon. When it comes to real fucking scandal and really breaking the law, he couldn't carry my fucking water bottle. And any cocksucker who suggests otherwise is a pure fucktard, a shithead, and a cunt. I broke the law on levels most of you can't even comprehend yet, and I was goddam good at it, too. Obama is a rank amateur and a bumbler compared to old Tricky Dick."

Richard Nixon (R), 37th president until his resignation in 1974 to avoid probable impeachment and removal from office following the Watergate wiretapping/burglary scandal.

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