Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Overheard in Moscow:


Edward Snowden

"Nobody wants me. Everybody hates me. I'm going out and eat worms, except I can't go outside at all so I can't catch any fucking worms! I don't understand why no country wants me. I'm a goddam patriot. A PATRIOT!"

America's favorite former defense contractor Edward Snowden, presently sitting at a Russian airport while he considers his next move. Brazil, Ecuador and India have all declined to accept him as a political refugee.

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