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| President Obama |
“So, here we are in Tanzania. Funny
meeting you here.”
President Barack Obama (D-Illinois)
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| President Bush |
“Well, Laura and I were out for our
evening stroll and somehow, we ended up here. Must have made a really wrong turn
to end up in this all-black neighboropolis.
Am I in Detroit?”
Am I in Detroit?”
Former President George W. Bush (R-Texas)
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| President Obama |
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“No, President Bush, you are in
Tanzania. I suspect you are here for the wreath-laying ceremony honoring the
1998 bombing at the U.S. embassy. Eleven people died that day.”
President Obama
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| President Bush |
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“Eleven. That’s too bad. Eleven dead kind
of sounds like a bad day of duck hunting for Dick Cheney, doesn’t it? Is he
still the vice president? He scares the shit out of me. Always did. He's not here, is he?”
President Bush
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| President Obama |
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“No, he wasn't invited. No one in the entire African continent likes him. He couldn't get invited to his own funeral here. And Vice President Cheney left
office when you did. That’s how it works.”
President Obama
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| President Bush |
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“Oh. I probably knew that. You sure
he wasn’t
just following me?”
just following me?”
President Bush
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| President Obama |
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“I’m pretty sure he wasn’t. I think
you are also here for the conference on African women sponsored by the George
W. Bush Institute. Both Laura and Michelle are speaking at it.”
President Obama
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| President Bush |
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“My Laura? She’s not African. I
don’t believe she even has a tan. And who is Michelle?”
President Bush
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| President Obama |
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“But Laura is an advocate, and
that’s what’s important.
Michelle is the First Lady. My wife.”
Michelle is the First Lady. My wife.”
President Obama
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| President Bush |
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“Well that’s nice. She a nice girl? How long you been married? I’m glad you have
someone waiting at home for you. Laura is quite advocarian, that’s for sure. I
don’t believe she has eaten meat in 25 years.”
President Bush
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| President Obama |
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“Well, all righty then. Don’t be a
stranger. Stop by the White House some time and visit. I won't invite Dick Cheney. I promise.”
President Obama
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| President Bush |
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“What’s the address?”
President Bush
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