Overheard Everywhere:

Paula Deen

 “Matt, I only ever called them that word because I thought they was all from Nigeria! Things just keep turning to shit every day. The only company that wants to hire me is a porn producer. I wouldn’t have to do any nudity, though, so it might be all right. And now my publisher has canceled my contract for four books, Matt! The first book isn’t even out yet and it is already a bestseller on Amazon and now they won’t print it! I told the publisher he should print it here in the United States and maybe give a few lazy ass Southern niggers some work, but OH FUCK, I SAID IT AGAIN! SHIT! I believe you are somehow making me say that word, Matt Lauer. Some kind of West Virginia voodoo hex power.”

Paula Deen, famed cook and head of a global media empire, who is embroiled in litigation resulting from her alleged racist behavior toward employees. The Food Network has canceled her show, and she has been dropped as a spokesperson or product supplier by WalMart, Target, Caesar's Resorts, QVC and Smithfield ham and pork products, among others.

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Matt Lauer

“Sure, Paula. You know that Nigeria line is funny, but it's pure bullshit. You know that, right? But sure, you can blame it on my West Virginia voodoo power. I also gave you diabetes and dropped your IQ for you. Dumb ass. Admit it: within your subconscious lurks a total bigot just waiting to come out at any moment.”

Matt Lauer, host of NBC's 'Today'

 

Paula Deen

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"You are one mean short little motherfucker,
"Lauer... Lauer... is that a Jew name? You've got that
look about you."

Paula Deen