Monday, February 10, 2014

Overheard in Syria:


Bashar al-Assad

“While you are all worrying about 'hot water availability at the Olympic Games,' I continue to say ‘fuck you-u-u-u-u-u-u’ to chemical weapons destruction agreement and I continue to slaughter civilians! No one is watching me, so look: BOOM! There goes another hundred! That is so funny to me! BOOM! There goes another hundred! My life is a good one! BOOM! There goes another hundred! I will never leave office and no one can make me! BOOM! There goes another hundred! Which will I run out of first? Bombs or civilians? Civilians I think! BOOM! There goes another hundred! I laugh so hard! BOOM! There goes another hundred!”

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

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