Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Overheard off Sesame Street:

Elmo
"Elmo not use child labor in Bangladesh! Big Bird and Kermit are fucking liars. And jealous fucking liars at that. Elmo likes Bangladesh. I use the child labor in Nigeria to make the shit you buy for your kids. Kid workers are cheaper in Nigeria so that means more money for Elmo!"

 Elmo
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