Overheard on 'This Week':

Donna Brazile

"I'm pretty sure her mama dropped her on her head a lot."

Donna Brazile, Democratic strategist/pundit/campaign manager, commenting on Ana Navarro, a fellow member of 'This Week's' Powerhouse Roundtable

Overheard on 'State of the Union':

Donna Brazile

"C'mon Candy. There are four of us here with brains. We can kick the shit out of Navarro, or at least break her jaw so she will shut the fuck up. I think she has Wild Turkey in her coffee cup."

Donna Brazile, liberal pundit

Overheard on 'This Week':

Donna Brazile

"Bill Krysol's tie is so tight it is cutting off the supply of oxygen to his brain. Look at his blue lips, for Christ's sake."

Donna Brazile, Democratic strategist/pundit/campaign manager

Overheard on 'This Week':

George Will

 “Unwed mothers are a bigger problem for minorities than a loss of voting rights. African-American women need to start saving themselves for marriage, or keep their damn legs closed or learn how to give oral sex or hand jobs—or at least start taking birth control earlier. Anything. Just stop having so many damn babies!”

George Will, conservative author and pundit

Donna Brazile

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“George, that is a helluva thing to be sayin' as the nation marks the fiftieth anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King’s ‘I Have a Dream’ speech. What the fuck is wrong with you? Jive ass white boy.”

Donna Brazile, liberal pundit and campaign adviser

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George Will

“Smarten up, Donna. Seventy-five percent of all births in the African-American community involve unwed mothers and that is creating a disproportionate amount of households destined to live in poverty and economic slavery for their entire lives. That is the crime here, so stop trying to keep the focus on the fact that Republican-controlled state legislatures across the United States are enacting tough voting fraud legislation, often without a single known incident of such fraud in their state, while accomplishing a stifling of minority voters from even bothering to head to the poles. And don’t even bother to point out that nearly every one of those laws are being found unconstitutional in federal court. So put that into your pipe and smoke it.”

George Will

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Donna Brazile

“’Smarten up’? George Will, I WILL kick. your. ass. That is an OUTRAGEOUS thing to say to me! Why if Dr. King were alive today, he would still be marchin' for the same things he thought he achieved with his ‘I Have a Dream Speech’—equal rights for all United States citizens, an increased minimum wage,  the right of workers to organize, and to have bigoted bastards such as you thrown out of the media elite. As a society, we are not movin' forward, George, we are movin' backward.”

Donna Brazile

Cokie Roberts

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“And the state’s that have passed voting restriction legislation are purely evil. Pure evil. Cocksuckers, every one of them. I look at them with my giant oversized eyes and give them the VERY hairy eyeball. Look into the camera, George. You can see those evil legislators fleeing in terror.”

Cokie Roberts, pundit/journalist

George Will

 

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“I had previously postulated with my usually perfect pomposity that the pair of you were probably smarter than a purple crayon. It seems that I have made a grave error.”

George Will

Donna Brazile

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“You know what George? You can take your previously postulated and preposterous opinion and you can perfectly push it perpendicularly up your puckered ass.”

Donna Brazile

Cokie Roberts

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“Yeah. What she said. And by the way, nice toupee. You've almost got it on straight this week.”

Cokie Roberts.

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Katrina vanden Heuvel

  

“He used to have hair you know, but one day he was especially naughty so I used a soldering iron to remove every body hair he had—one by one. By the time we were done, he learned to keep his mouth shut unless he had permission to speak. Ahhh…. good times—right George?”

Katrina vanden Heuvel, pundit, editor, publisher, part-owner of the magazine The Nation, frequent 'This Week' guest and part-time dominatrix.

George Will

 

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“Yes, Miss Katrina. I will go and wait in the car now… with all of the windows shut.”

George Will

Katrina vanden Heuvel

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“And wrap yourself up in a scratchy blanket until I say you can stop.”

Katrina van Den Heuvel

George Will

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“Yes, Miss Katrina.”

George Will