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| Jonathan Karl |
“The
president said you could bypass healthcare.gov and sign up for Obamacare in
JUST 25 minutes, and that is not true, Jay, so stop lying and being such a
fancypants diva.”
Jonathan
Karl,
ABC White House correspondent
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| Jay Carney |
“Fuck
you, Jon. Stop being such … a contrary-coated dick-face … and listen to what … the
president said... One more time, he said … you ‘could’ bypass … the site and
‘could’ … sign up in 25 minutes … on the phone. That’s not … him saying every …
single sign-up … will happen … in that time frame … and you know it.”
Jay
Carney, White House spokesperson
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| Jonathan Karl |
“But
Jay, going back to what the president said, wasn’t it a big lie? And didn’t he
know it would be a lie when he was busy lying?”
Jonathan
karl
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| Jay Carney |
“Jon,
if you … want to engage … in some sort … of mental masturbation session … would you
please … go to the … men’s restroom? The grownups are … trying to have … a
conversation now. And you do realize ... we could be twins ... if your fucking hair ... wasn't falling out, right?”
Jay
Carney
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| Jonathan Karl |
“I’m
just trying to get to the truth, Jay. Remember the 'T-word'? Truth? Why not try
telling it, for once? Like now—tell me, did the president know he was lying? …
“
Jonathan
Karl
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| Jay Carney |
“Would
you please … shut the fuck up, John? … I’m trying to answer … questions from some of
… the kids who DIDN’T get here … by riding the short bus.”
Jay
Carney
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| Jonathan Karl |
“Jay,
I’m just trying to get to the truth here … the public has a right to know!”
Jonathan
Karl
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| Jay Carney |
“Of
course … the public has the right … to know you … are an asshole, Jon. I support
that. The president … supports that. But I don’t need … to tell the public … about it.
You are doing … that all … by yourself.”
Jay
Carney
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| Jonathan Karl |
“I know
you are but what am I?”
Jonathan
Karl
