Overheard on Fox:

George Will

“The homosexuals need to stop being such happy winners! They are pissing the rest of America off by being such a bunch of sore winners over gay marriage and gay rights—and make no mistake, they are winning on both of those issues!”

George Will, conservative columnist/author/pundit

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Katrina van den Heuvel

“George, did I give you permission to say that? I don't recall doing that.”

Katrina van den Heuvel, pundit, editor, publisher, part-owner of the magazine The Nation and part-time dominatrix.

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George Will

“No, Miss Katrina. You did not.”

George Will

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Katrina van den Heuvel

“Then why did those words go past your lips?”

Katrina van den Heuvel

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George Will

“I don’t know, Miss Katrina. How could I know? I am but a stupid worthless man.”

George Will

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Katrina van den Heuvel

“Tell the truth, George. It’s because you didn’t think I would hear them, I think. Come here now. You must be punished.”

Katrina van den Heuvel

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George Will

“Thank you, Miss Katrina. Can I put on the leather blackout mask first? I don’t like to see what’s coming.”

George Will

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Katrina van den Heuvel

“Would you like that, George?”

Katrina van den Heuvel

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George Will

“Yes, Miss Katrina.”

George Will

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Katrina van den Heuvel

“Then no, you may not.”

Katrina van den Heuvel

Overheard on 'This Week':

Katrina van den Heuvel

"Jonathan, don't interrupt me again. And more importantly, do not contradict me. The last man who did that on this show spends most of his time wearing a ball gag."

Katrina van den Heuvel, pundit, editor, publisher, part-owner of the magazine The Nation and part-time dominatrix.

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"George loves wearing that, Katarina. Unfortunately, you'd never be able to get me in it."

Jonathan Karl, ABC News chief White House correspondent and panelist on 'This Week'

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Katrina van den Heuvel

"Really. That's what George said right before I put him into a sex swing for the first time and invited friends over to play. Watch yourself. I only give a single warning."

Katrina van den Heuvel

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"Best. Night. Ever. Thank you, Miss Katrina."

George Will, conservative newpaper columnist, Fox News contributor

Overheard on 'This Week':

Peggy Noonan

"Oh, God, I loved reading the Hillary Papers! The Clintons are so filled with drama! And it is so sweet that America is reminded of that before we elect that bitch! And the Obamas are SO MUCH LIKE THE Clintons! I love me some good tawdry tabloid gossip! It's so much more fun that reality!"

Peggy Noonan, conservative columnist/pundit, who continues to hold the title of “Second Biggest Cunt in the World,” commenting on the publication of diaries documenting Hillary Clinton's days as First Lady.

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Katrina van den Heuvel

" That is so moronic. Shut the fuck up, Peggy, you miserable loathesome bitch."

 

Katrina van den Heuvel, pundit, editor, publisher, part-owner of the magazine The Nation, and part-time dominatrix.

Overheard on 'This Week':

Peggy Noonan

"When you speak, Katrina, I crinkle up my nose and make faces hoping you won't make such valid points."

Peggy Noonan, conservative columnist/pundit, who continues to hold the title of “Second Biggest Cunt in the World.”

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Katrina van den Heuvel

"Peggy, don't you need to go douche or something? Lord have mercy!"

Katrina van den Heuvel, pundit, editor, publisher, part-owner of the magazine The Nation, frequent 'This Week' guest and part-time dominatrix.

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Peggy Noonan

"You just interrupted me, Katarina. I will have to make more scary faces at you."

Peggy Noonan