Alex Trebek |
“Mrs.
Deen? Alex Trebek here. The host of 'Jeopardy?' I wanted to call and personally invite you to
participate in a special ‘celebrity has-beens’ edition of 'Jeopardy!' I
immediately thought of you when I heard one of the categories is going to be,
‘Words that begin with N-I-G…’
Alex
Trebek,
host of the long-running Jeopardy! quiz show.
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Paula Deen |
“Well,
I wouldn’t do well with that category at all. I only know ONE word that
begins with ‘N-I-G’ and we all know what that is. I think you are just as bad as Matt Lauer and being a
smartass, Alex Trebek, and just tryin' to get me to say nigger. SONUVABITCH!
I said it again! But you made me, Alex! Damn my Tourette’s anyway.”
Paula
Deen, America's favorite racist chef
Matt Lauer |
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"I just pissed myself, Alex. That is just GREAT! You told me you were going to do that but I didn't believe you! Holy shit! C'mon, Paula! Lighten up!"
Matt Lauer, host of NBC's 'Today' show
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