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| Ted Cruz |
Sen.
Rafael 'Ted' Cruz Jr.
(R-Texas)
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| Mitch McConnell |
"The
American People didn't send us here—"
Sen.
Mitch McConnell (R-Tennessee)
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| Ted Cruz |
"Oh for God's sake, do
you have to start every goddam sentence with 'The American People...'? You're
not their official spokesperson, you know. No one appointed you."
Sen.
Cruz
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| Mitch McConnell |
"God did, so shut your mouth, Junior. I voted to allow the matter to
proceed to a vote despite being in the toughest primary battle I've ever faced.
But it actually was the right thing to do. Imagine me doing the right thing.
Christ, I'm surprised there wasn't an earthquake."
Sen.
McConnell
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| John Cornyn |
"Me
too, Mitch. God's level of tolerance constantly amazes me. But listen up, Sen. Cruz: You are getting a little bizarre with these grandiose
plans. I don't know who is the bigger fucknut: you or your fellow TEAbag asshole
Steve Stockman who is running a primary campaign against me just to raise enough money to pay off the debt from his LAST political campaign. Cruz, you need
to dial it back a notch. And besides, both Mitch and I voted against the raise when it actually came up for vote. You're not accomplishing anything except ... pissing
off everyone. Is that really your goal?"
Sen.
John Cornyn (R-Texas)
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| Ted Cruz |
"But if you two hadn't fucked it up, it would never have COME UP FOR A VOTE! Then I could have made a STATEMENT! And my
only goal, AS ALWAYS, is to do my best for America, for Texas, for America, and for conservatives
everywhere."
Sen.
Cruz
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| Mitch McConnell |
"Yeah, me too. I'm a selfless man dedicated to the good of others. What both I and the American People want to know is who the hell made you the spokesperson for conservatives?"
Sen.
McConnell
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| John Cornyn |
"Or
for Texans, for that matter. You are a fucking Canadian! And a goddam tool."
Sen.
Cornyn
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| Mitch McConnell |
"No,
John. I think he is an entire tool box."
Sen.
McConnell
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