Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Overheard on MSNBC:



Chris Matthews





“Rep. Farenthold, is Sen. Ted Cruz eligible to be president? In the past you’ve said he is because Cruz HAS AN AMERICAN-BORN mother.”
Chris Matthews, host of ‘Hardball’ on MSNBC



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Blake Farenthold






“He is as eligible as Obama is.”
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Texas)




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Chris Matthews



“What is it with the GOP representatives from Texas? Does the state GOP pay you extra money to sound this fucking stupid? Listen up, jelly doughnut, don’t be a dick. Now repeat after me: President Obama was legitimately elected president.”
Chris Matthews


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Blake Farenthold



“President Obama was elected president.”


Rep. Farenthold





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Chris Matthews



“Legimately, you tool.”
Chris Matthews



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Blake Farenthold



“The people elected him! Yes!”
Rep. Farenthold





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Chris Matthews






"So, you are saying President Obama was a natural born-citizen?”
Chris Matthews



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Blake Farenthold





“I did not make that judgment when he was brought in.”


Rep. Farenthold



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Chris Matthews




“But you have no problem saying Sen. Cruz, who was born on Canadian soil to an American mother and Cuban father is an American citizen and eligible to be president.”
Chris Matthews



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Blake Farenthold


“Of course he’s eligible, goddammit! Sen. Cruz is white and conservative, and just happens not to be an African-born Muslim.”


Rep. Farenthold



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Chris Matthews





“You are one racist low brow bastard, Rep. Farenthold. You know, to quote a famous educator, ‘Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.’
Chris Matthews



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Blake Farenthold




“Damn. I just farted. Did the microphone pick that up? I’m glad this isn’t ‘scratch and sniff’ television. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Something crawled up me and DIED!”
Rep. Farenthold







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