Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Overheard in Texas:


Ted Cruz


“You know, I’ve always liked Bill Clinton. I believe he is a true Fondling Father of this nation and when he says Obamacare should be repealed and President Obama thrown out of office, I can only say I support him more than I’ve ever supported anything in my entire life. He is a true visionary and fountain of wisdom. I’d almost be willing to vote for him, if he’d change his position on about 3,000 other things, of course.”

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), likely 2016 presidential candidate and Obamacare foe.





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Bill Clinton


 “Cruz, I never said what you said I said so stop saying that’s what I said. You are one heinous motherfucker, you know that?”

Former President Bill Clinton, husband of likely 2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton







Ted Cruz
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“You opened the door, Cigar boy, I only walked through.”


Sen. Cruz







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Bill Clinton


“You know, I don't even really like the bitch, but I'm going to enjoy helping Hillary kick your ass, boy. You are just one more shithead from Texas. You shouldn't have pissed me off, boy. Everyone thinks Hillary's the bastard in the family, but its actually me. I cannot wait for 2016.”

Bill Clinton

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