Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Overheard on Dick Cheney's Former Pacemaker:



Dick Cheney






“I totally agree with President Clinton. Obamacare should be tanked.”

Dick Cheney (R), former vice president






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Bill Clinton


“That’s not what I said, Dick, and you know it.”

Former President Bill Clinton, husband of likely 2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton





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Dick Cheney




“But it is what you meant, Bill. You know it, I know it, the people know it, and President Obama knows it!”
Dick Cheney





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Bill Clinton




“No it isn’t, Dick. I know what I meant and you are not representing me accurately. You are a former vice president. Try to act like it mattered.”


Bill Clinton




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Dick Cheney





“Listen you, I’ve been interpreting people and their words for more years then you’ve been boinking interns and aides, so just keep your mouth shut.”
Dick Cheney




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Bill Clinton



“Uhmmm…. no. That’s not the way this works. I’ll have Hillary pull your new heart out with her teeth, Dick. You know how mean she is. Quit twisting my words.”


Bill Clinton




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Dick Cheney





“Go ahead. Pick on a man with a physical disability. I'm barely getting by on Social Security disability payments and here you are pissing with me. I'm an ORPHAN WITH A HEART CONDITION! THAT'S ME! That’s what Democrats do--beat on the downtrodden!”
Dick Cheney

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