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| Kermit the Frog |
“I’ve got it, Big Bird!”
Kermit the Frog
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| Big Bird |
“Got what? An STD? Piggy is going to
kick your skinny frog ass.”
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“The way to blame Elmo for this big
defense contractor/whistleblower/phone records thing that is getting all of the
headlines.”
Kermit the Frog
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| Big Bird |
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“So what’s your plan?”
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
“I am going to buy up a hundred or
so ‘Tickle Me Elmo’ dolls and reprogram them so the dolls restate to state the classified
information that was leaked. I’ll then put the dolls into new boxes and call it
the “Whistleblower Elmo” doll and I will stick them in stores all across the
United States It will be great! The feds will arrest him and it will be goodbye Elmo.
With him out of the picture, maybe some of MY merchandise will start selling
again!”
Kermit the Frog
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| Big Bird |
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“Do you really think it will work,
Kermit?
It seems a little implausible and convoluted to me.”
It seems a little implausible and convoluted to me.”
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“Of course it will work! Don't my plans always work?”
Kermit the Frog
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| Big Bird |
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"Well, uh, YES, your plans work all of the time. Always!"
Big Bird
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| Elmo |
“Elmo is not a whistle blower. Elmo
doesn’t have any lips to blow a whistle. So cut the shit, Kermit. Elmo doesn’t
like you.”
Elmo
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| Kermit the Frog |
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“Oh, fuck off, felt-face.”
Kermit
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