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| Marco Rubio |
“Me? A weasel? Of course I’m not. Do I look
like a weasel? What do weasels look like. OH WAIT. I know. They are
short, bald, with white hair, and bad skin. They are prone to rages, and carry
the rank of POW, as in, ‘I was so fucking stupid, I got caught by the enemy
during war.’ Oh wait. I’m describing John McCain...?”
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida), whom Rep. Dana Rohrabacher
(R-California) called a weasel this week for his role as leader of the
Republican effort on immigration reform.
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“C’mere, you. You think being a POW is funny?
For that little quip, you lose one toe. You can choose which one. Back when I
was a POW, I learned how to remove a toe using just a urinal cake and three
guinea pigs, which I just happen to have here in my pocket. Let’s see how much
you are laughing after this one, Rubio.”
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
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