Overheard Somewhere:

Newt Gingrich and...

“You know, it is so marvelous to not be in office anymore and not running for anything. I can go on the Sunday talk shows, get paid large sums of money and then say nothing, or say it all, depending on my whims and what the voices in my head are telling me to do. I am free to pontificate and bloviate and everyone thinks I am just a real genius. I am accountable to no one. Let me say that again: I am accountable to no one. I am a chubby pundit with very little regard for the truth or the facts. This is a great country, folks.”

  

Newt Gingrich, pundit, former presidential candidate, former Speaker of the House, formerly relevant politico whose net worth is estimated at somewhere between $7 and $18 million.

...his twin brother, the late Benny Hill Gingrich

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"He was a chronic masturbator when he was in his 20s. What a trial it was. He spent a lot of time wearing mittens, he did. The stories I could tell you if I were still alive. The family made me go off to England to work, you know. They didn't want people to know Newtie had a brother who was a rather bawdy comedic genius. It was all about Newtie's future, you know. Just as well. I know I had more fun than he ever has had and seen more breasts."

Benny Hill Gingrich, famed British comedian