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| Vice President Joe Biden |
Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are blinging in the sky.
Now that he spring is in the air
Pretty squirrels are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be fair
We had joy, we had fun,
We had seasons in the sun,
But the hills that we rhymed
Were just seasons out of time.
We had joy, we had fun,
we had hot dogs in a bun...
All our lives we had fun,
we had gallons of hot rum...
When all the birds are blinging in the sky.
Now that he spring is in the air
Pretty squirrels are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be fair
We had joy, we had fun,
We had seasons in the sun,
But the hills that we rhymed
Were just seasons out of time.
We had joy, we had fun,
we had hot dogs in a bun...
All our lives we had fun,
we had gallons of hot rum...
"Oh, for
FUCK'S SAKE. I woke up this morning and it was 1974 and I thought I was singer
Terry Jacks, recording for Bell Records. Terry Fucking Jacks. God, he had such cool hair! The A side was 'Seasons in
the Sun.' The B side was a tune I'd written called 'Put the Bone In.' Pretty clear what that damn song was about. Talk
about obscure one hit wonders! But now I can't get that goddam sad ass song out
of my brain. SHIT. If anyone finds out what shit really goes through my head, they'll elect Hillary for sure."
Joe Biden (D), 47th vice president of the United States
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| Terry Jacks |
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"My hair is still wonderful, Mr. Vice President. You need to work on those lyrics, though. Asshole."
Terry Jacks, Canadian pop singer
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| Hillary Clinton |
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"They will pick me over you no matter what, Joe. They always choose the person with the bigger balls and we both know who that is."
Former Secretary of State, U.S. Senator, and First Lady Hilary
Clinton, a potential presidential candidate in 2016
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