Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Overheard in a Confessional:


Pope Benedict XVI

"I've got gay priests in Rome—IN FUCKING ROME—using male prostitutes. I have a Scottish archbishop resigning because he had 'inappropriate sex' with other priests. What the hell is that? Then I have a cardinal in Los Angeles facing allegations that he allowed priests who sexually assaulted children to escape to Mexico. Then there is San Diego, San Francisco, and Oakland. Then Boston. Philadelphia. Then New Jersey, California, North Carolina, Kentucky, Kansas, Minneapolis, Tennessee, Wisconsin and Michigan. Are there any priests out there not raping children, or fucking someone? There is so much, I can't keep track of it any more. That's why I resign. When you can no longer keep all of the lies straight, you have to resign. That's the rule."

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