Overheard on TOO MANY Cellphones:

Martha Raddatz

“Is it fixed yet?”

Martha Raddatz, ABC White House correspondent

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Brian Williams

Is it fixed yet?”

Brian Williams, host NBC Evening News

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Andrea Mitchell

“Is it fixed yet?”

Andrea Mitchell, NBC White House Correspondent

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Bill O'Reilly

“Is it fixed yet, I ask totally in jest because it WILL NEVER BE FIXED!”

Bill O’Reilly, Fox host

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Megyn Kelly

“Is it fixed yet?”

Megyn Kelly, Fox host

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George Stephanopoulos

“Is it fixed yet? One look in the monitor tells me I AM fixed and I looked SO GODDAM good. How can the real news compete with this face?”

George Stephanopoulos, ABC News

Joe Scarborough

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“Is it fixed yet?”

Joe Scarborough, MSNBC host

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Wolf Blitzer

“Is it fixed yet?”

Wolf Blitzer, CNN host

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Candace Crowley

“Is it fixed yet?”

Candace Crowley, CNN host

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Robert Siegel

“Is it fixed yet?”

Robert Siegel (NPR)

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Major Garrett

“Is it fixed yet?”

Major Garrett, CBS Chief White House Correspondent

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Jeff Glor

“Is it fixed yet?”

Jeff Glor, CBS Evening News Anchor

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Diane Sawyer

“Is it fixed yet?”

Diane Sawyer, ABC World News Anchor

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Anderson Cooper

“George Stephanopoulos is one hot hunk of manliness.”

Anderson Cooper, CNN host

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Anonymous Hooters Girl #53 & #54

“These are fixed. Don't ya think?”

Anonymous Hooters Girl #53 & #54

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Pope Francis I

“Is it fixed yet? We're not talking about the church, are we?”

Pope Francis I

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“Is it fixed yet? GGGrrrrrr! GGGrrrrr!”

Hordes of Reporters everywhere struggling to stoke the story but unable to think of a single fucking original question (as portrayed by immigrant workers to cut costs)

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Barack Obama

“Will you people grow up and give me a little time?”

President Barack Obama