Paul Ryan |
“There
will be no new revenues via this budget conference committee, so you Democrats
can just go hump a giraffe. Or each other.”
Rep.
Paul Ryan (R-Minnesota), addressing the opening session of the 29-member bi-cameral
Finance Committee designed to work out a budget compromise as ordered under the
legislation that reopened the federal government earlier this month. The
committee has until Dec. 13 to reach agreement
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Patty Murray |
“We
are more than willing to find program cuts that can be made, but the
Republicans have to work with us and in turn scour our bloated tax code and
work to find places where loopholes can be closed. Compromise is a two-way
street. You give a little; we give a little. That’s how it works.”
Sen.
Patty Murray (D-Washington), chair of the Senate Finance
Committee
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Paul Ryan |
“Oh,
no. No new revenue. Just cuts. We only do cuts at this hair salon, bitch.”
Rep.
Ryan
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Patty Murray |
“It
is not fair to ask seniors, the middle class, and our most vulnerable
populations to keep making cuts to satisfy the GOP vendetta against anyone who
needs help, outside of their own corporate, wealthy donors. C’mon guys. This is
the kind of bullshit that led to the shutdown.”
Sen.
Murray
- - -
Paul Ryan |
“Our
way or the highway, Patty-cakes. Too bad, so sad, sucks to be you.”
Rep.
Ryan
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Patty Murray |
“Wow.
That was very professional. Do you need to be burped? So much unpleasantness in such a short, short man.”
Sen.
Murray
- - -
Paul Ryan |
“LA-LA-LA-LA-
LA-LA-LA-LA- LA-LA-LA-LA ... I-CAN’T-HEAR-YOU ... I-AM-NOT-LISTENING ... LA-LA-LA-LA… ”
Rep.
Ryan
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