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| Harry Reid |
“You
are a fanatic. a dickhead and an anarchist.”
Sen.
Harry Reid
(D-Nevada)
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| Ted Cruz |
“Thanks, Grandpa! I know you are, but
what am I?”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
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| Harry Reid |
“I
protected your reputation last week, you know. I killed a pregnant rat.”
Sen.
Reid
- - -
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| Ted Cruz |
“Thanks, Harry. That was so funny, I
forgot to laugh. But that wasn’t a rat; it was your mother.”
Sen. Cruz
- - -
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| Harry Reid |
“When
I am done with you, you will be finished in politics. You know that, right? I
don’t play fair, and I certainly always play to win. Ask your old boss, George
W. Bush… oh wait. Just like your parents, he has disowned you.”
Sen.
Reid
|
| Ted Cruz |
- - -
“Harry, Harry, Harry… why are you such
an angry man?”
Sen. Cruz
- - -
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| Harry Reid |
“I
am not angry at all, Sen. Cruz. I’m a Mormon. We don’t get angry. Ever. It is
part of our faith. We do however hold grudges for a very long time and work
very hard to destroy the lives of anyone who dares to oppose us. And I do mean
destroy; completely, totally, and forever. So are you sure you want to keep
going down this path? In your case, we may just tell John McCain he can have
his way with you and be done with it.”
Sen.
Reid
|
| Ted Cruz |
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“Have his way with me? What the hell
does that mean?”
Sen. Cruz
|
| Harry Reid |
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“I
suspect you will figure it out … before you bleed out completely.”
Sen.
Reid
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“Is he mine yet? There is something very therapeutic about kicking this guy in the head.”
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
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