Monday, September 23, 2013

Overheard on Fox:


Chris Wallace



“Sen. Cruz, you have been EVERYWHERE supporting the house Continuing Resolution that contains language that would defund the Affordable Care Act, thus rendering it moot. You’ve said that is the last thing conservatives can do to stop it. But now you are planning to filibuster the bill when it comes before the Senate, thereby keeping the Senate from voting on it? That’s a bill you support, isn’t it?”
Chris Wallace, Fox News host


Ted Cruz
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“Yes, I am behind it 100 percent.”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)




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Chris Wallace






“Then what the fuck are you trying to do? You support it, but you won’t let the Senate vote on it? That’s like giving your wife presents by punching her in the face, isn’t it?”
Chris Wallace



Ted Cruz
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“Good analogy, Chris! I will have to keep that one in mind.”


Sen. Cruz




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Chris Wallace





“Answer the fucking question, asshole.”
Chris Wallace



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Ted Cruz




“Gun Rights! The First Amendment! Apple Pie! Milk! Triple


cheeseburgers! Stop socialized medicine!”
Sen. Cruz




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Chris Wallace




“Shut the fuck up. Why won’t you let the Senate vote on the House bill with the defund Obamacare provision in it? ANSWER ME!
Chris Wallace




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Ted Cruz


“Well, that’s because Harry Reid is going to use his voodoo power on the bill and make a majority vote to take out the defund Obamacare provision. He will use his evil black magic to maybe even get a unanimous approval vote in the Senate. I have seen him do it before.”
Sen. Cruz



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Chris Wallace




“Harry Reid has no voodoo powers. You are a fucking looney tune. Get the fuck off my set, dammit! What a flaming asshole!”
Chris Wallace

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