Monday, September 23, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Rand Paul



“There is no way we can defund Obamacare. It is lunacy to try at this point. Yes, I have been lying for weeks now by saying it could be defunded and it would be OK and yes, I have been lying the entire time. It is what I do.”

Sen. Rand Paul, (R-Kentucky)


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Ted Cruz
“BULLSHIT, Sen. Paul. Don’t  be such a Negative Nancy. All we have to do is defund it. If we don’t fund it, it can’t happen, just like if we close our eyes, they can’t see us. If the Senate doesn’t pass the ‘defund Obamacare’ effort, then I hope the House just keeps fighting and fighting. I am 100 percent behind the House.”

Sen Ted Cruz (R-Texas)



John Boehner
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“Listen up, Sen. Cruz. You told us that if we went out on a limb, you would get this passed on your end. Don’t be a fucking asshole.”

Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)



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Tom Coburn


“We cannot defund Obamacare. And my fellow Republicans who believe they can are delusional and quite possibly former riders of the short bus. Especially Ted Cruz. I know he rode the short bus. Anyone who believes the GOP will win this ludicrous fight is delusional.”

Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma)






Tom Cole
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“I voted to fund the government while repealing Obamacare, but I don’t think there is a ounce of a chance of this passing. But we have to try! Satan wrote this legislation! This law will end America as we know it!”

Rep. Tom Cole (R-Oklahoma).


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Mike Lee


“We have to stop it! Jesus Christ, if this thing becomes reality, we will have armies of illegal aliens presiding over death panels to determine what white people live and what white people die!”

Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah)




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“Oh… please. PLEASE. You fucking assholes! Please keep on trying to appeal Obamacare. Every day you spend on badmouthing Obamacare and promising to shut down the government, the Democratic National Committee raises about $1 million. So, please, please, continue your asinine fight. I love you guys! We love you guys!”

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-California)

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“Even I believe this defund effort is positively the most stupid plan I’ve ever heard of. Wile E. Coyote had better plans for capturing the Road Runner than the GOP has on this one. Jesus Christ.”

Bill O’Reilly, host of ‘The O’Reilly Factor’ on Fox







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