Overheard in New Jersey:

Chris Christie

"Gosh, Mr. President! Walking the boardwalk with you and spending time with you just makes me wanna sing! You know that old song, 'Hey Paula'? You do? OK, then you'll know when your part comes up:

 

Hey Obama, I'd really vote for you.

Hey Obama, there's no one else for me but you.

I've waited so long for that aid to come through

Congress, I can't wait no more for you

My prez, my prez

Barack Obama

Hey Chris, I'd really vote for you too.

Hey hey Chris. Stop eating those doughnuts.

Hey Chris, I kind of like your giant ass.

Hey Chris, I love your Jersey sass.

My gov. My gov.

Christie and Obama

 

True aid means planning to build anew

Walking the boardwalk the whole day through.

True aid means begging and hoping that soon

Buildings we made will stand tall.

That's all. That's all.

Hey, Obama. I'd really vote for you.

Hey Hey Chris. I want to vote for you too.

True aid means planning to build anew

Walking the boardwalk the whole day through.

True aid means begging and hoping that soon 
Buildings we made will stand tall.
That's all. That's all.