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| Martin Van Buren |
"They always said Andrew Jackson carried me on his back
right into the White House. The truth was he could never have done that. The
poor fellow suffered from sciatica and I weighed quite a bit more than
he. It would have been physically impossible for him to carry me. The historians always find a way to fuck things up. Stupid bastards. If you are lucky, some day you're hair will look just like this. Drove the women WILD."
Martin Van Buren, eighth president of the United States
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