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| Barrack Obama |
“Bill,
what the fuck are you doing stepping on my toes with this Affordable Care Act
business? I thought we were on the same page here.”
President
Barack Obama
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| Bill Clinton |
“Well
you thought wrong, Bubba. I really do believe people’s insurance policies should
not be canceled because they are substandard and don’t provide the coverage
mandated under Obamacare. If people want those shitty policies, they should be
allowed to keep them.”
Former President Bill Clinton, husband of
likely 2016 Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton
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| Barrack Obama |
“Look,
that is just ridiculous and probably the dumbest thing you've said since, 'I didn't inhale.' Part of the Affordable Care Act's goal is to stop
insurance companies from ripping people off like that. Some of these folks
don’t even know just how little coverage they are getting for their money until
they need help and get a nasty surprise. And you know, insurance companies stop
offering plans all the time; not everyone who is losing a plan is because of
the Affordable Care Act. Some of them are because of the insurance companies
themselves. but for you to speak out nationally on what the president should do
… that’s just bullshit, Bill. That’s you jockeying for Hillary’s position in
2016.”
President
Obama
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| Bill Clinton |
“You can call it whatever you want, Bubba.
I’ve been carrying your water as the 'Secretary of Explaining Stuff'' for several years now and it’s time for me to
start helping my dear wife to get her campaign ready. I’ve still got that whole
'semen-on-the-blue-dress/cigar-in-the-intern’s-vagina' thing to make up to her,
you know. I can’t be helping you any more. Time for you to make some magic of
your own. Come on—everyone knows you are luckier than a dog with two dicks
overall, so you can solve this.”
Bill
Clinton
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| Barrack Obama |
“But I
don’t need you stirring the pot, Bill. That is just bullshit. Instead of you
being the 'Secretary of Saying All Kinds of Bullshit,' you need to be the
'Secretary of Shut the Fuck Up!' And just remember, should Hillary run and be
elected, I’m going to be the former president who can comment or who can keep
his mouth shut when something goes bad. How exactly do you want me to play this
… Bubba?”
President
Obama
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| Bill Clinton |
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Bill
Clinton
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