Sunday, September 1, 2013

Overeheard on Fox:



Sarah Palin

"Until we have a president who knows how to, and is willing to, kill innocent children and civilians, we need to stay out of Syria. Until then, let Aladdin sort it out."

Sarah Palin, former small town mayor, former half-term governor of Alaska, former vice presidential candidate, former reality show star, and Fox News commentator. Her net worth is $12 million.

True Sarah Palin fact: Our dear Sarah remains the ONLY woman in America ever to simultaneously run for vice president while being parodied on network television AND by the porn industry! America rocks!

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