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| President Obama |
"L'il Kim? Barack Obama here. My good friend Dennis
said you wanted me to call."
U.S. President Barack Obama (D)
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| Kim Jong-un |
"Dennis Rodman is my friend, not yours. You are too
white to hang with Dennis. But it is too late for phone calls."
North Korea leader L'il Kim Jong-un
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| President Obama |
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"What do you mean it's too late?"
President Obama
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| Kim Jong-un |
"North Korea is in state of war. We have people
marching in the streets, calling for death to America. We will bomb South
Vietnam and selected points in United States if there is further provocation
and provided our bombs actually can reach that far. I am a fierce warrior with
a bad haircut. I would make a noise now,
a noise befitting a fierce warrior, but I don't know what that noise would
be in English.... maybe YE-HAW?"
L'il Kim Jong-un
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| President Obama |
"Look, we don't want war. You are just too short. We will really hurt you bad.
So how do we avoid provoking you?"
President Obama
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| Kim Jong-un |
"Surrender now! That is only way!"
L'il Kim Jong-un
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| President Obama |
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"Right. Well, I will have Dennis get back to you on that."
President Obama
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