Overheard on 'Sing-a-long With Santorum':

Rick Santorum

"OK everyone! It's time for the SING ALONG WITH SANTORUM SHOW! Just follow along.
Everyone knows this Boomtown Rats tune":

Oh they like to dance in fancy clothes

and speak with giant lisps

They like to watch those striptease shows,

those boys with skinny hips

I don’t believe I understand it,

I never studied it in school

Maybe there is no reason,

cuz there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

I want to shooooooooot

The whole bunch down

I’ve seen them prancing on a dewy lawn

before everyone else was up

And Jesus, I’ve been shocked

Father’s world is rocked!

and my thoughts turn to

a lesbian teen

Sweet Jesus, that ain’t peachy keen

Though it might sound mean

But I see no reason

for there are no reasons

what reason do I need

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

I want to shooooooooot

The whole bunch down

All the playing’s stopped in the underground

As they play with their little boy toys

And everyone ones home from work early

And the lesson today is how to lie

And then the TV crackles

And the Supreme Court tackles

All the problems with the how’s and why’s

And I can see no reason

For there are no reasons

What reason do I need to lie?

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

Tell me why

I don’t like homos

I want to shooooooooot

The whole bunch down