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| Mitch McConnell |
“Awww….. the little kids in
Ohio, Missouri, Alabama, New York and other places won’t be able to attend
their Head Start program because of the sequestration cuts. Well that’s just
terrible. And there will be 65,000 fewer Head Start openings and 11,500 fewer
Head Start staff members as well. Poor little poor children. Christ, I'm laughing so hard, I can barely breathe!“
Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune
is estimated at $50 million.
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| John Boehner |
“Awww... the poor kids. Well, doesn’t that just blow the
shit out of our theory that there would be no discernible impact on government
programs as a result of the sequestration? How the fuck did that happen? How
could we be wrong like that.”
Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio), whose personal fortune is estimated at between $1.7 and
$5.5 million.
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“We weren’t wrong. Somehow,
President Obama is making this
happen just so we look bad. Well, fuck him.
Here’s what we’ll do. Get me a list of all the kids who can’t go to Headstart
now, and all the employees who are now going to be collecting unemployment
benefits (and maybe food stamp benefits as well) and I’ll personally send each
one of them a cookie and an autographed photo. That should make up for it.”
Sen. McConnell
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