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| Barack Obama |
“What? Sure, I opposed the Iraq War, but much
like a drunken brother-in-law you catch fucking
your poodle, I’ve grown to love it and respect it for all of the good,
positive things it did. Look, when the United States goes to war, we don’t do
it to annex land or to secure resources—not like Russia just did with the
Crimea. When we go to war, we manufacture a reason, goddammit and then lie
about it for many years, all the while singing ‘the Star-Spangled Fucking
Banner.’ God bless the European Union, and God bless America!”
President
Barack Obama, presently on the European leg of his World
Tour 2014
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