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| Rick Santorum |
“My
studio has a new Christian movie
out. It’s about an old western
gunfighter who finds Jesus … at
a bar in Amarillo! And together they go back and find that traitor Judas Iscariot. So the gunslinger takes Judas and bends him over a Rick,
I mean, a rock, and then handcuffs
him to Jesus’s cross. Poor Judas is
just stretched out there and in pain, all pleading and begging to be freed from his misery. Then the gunfighter throws off Judas’s robes
and proceeds to just pound his ass … er, uhm…
"It’s a heartwarming family tale about the Old West. Bring the kids.”
Rick
Santorum, America's
favorite Roman Catholic, homophobe, racist and producer of lousy movies
for the Christian fundamentalist/separatist audience. Santorum is a
highly probable 2016 Republican candidate for president.
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