Monday, August 26, 2013

Overheard in Syria:


Bashar al-Assad

“Why do you think this is a conflict? We said the United Nations Chemical Weapons Inspectors could come into Syria and do their investigation to determine if we really did spray our own citizens with poison… but we never said we wouldn’t shoot at them! Ha! Ha! This is funny joke! This is Syria! I am Bashar al-Assad! Always expect the bat shit fuck crazy!”

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, speaking after the Syrian military fired on U.N. inspectors he invited into the country.

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