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| Ted Cruz |
"I renounce
my Canadian citizenship, dammit! The truth is, I don't even know where the fuck
Canada is, despite being born there! God, I am so fucking stupid. However, all I really need to do is keep screaming this:
"FREEDOM! AMERICA! PROTECT THE SECOND AMENDMENT! OBAMA WANTS TO TAKE YOUR GUNS! OBAMA WANTS TO DANCE WITH YOUR WHITE WIFE! CHOCOLATE PUDDING! GOD PROTECT OLD GLORY!"
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
Fun Ted Cruz Fact: Throughout his college career, Cruz was a chronic public masturbator and often was made to leave classes by professors who did not fancy having a pimply faced boy polishing his bishop during instruction time.
2 comments:
Love the Fun Ted Cruz Fact.
And you know if you read it here, it probably maybe could have happened! Thanks for the comment!
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