Overheard in Wyoming:

Liz Cheney

“Yes, I got a Wyoming fishing license 72 days after closing on the purchase of my home there. Yes, I know the law requires someone to live in the state 365 days before they can get a license. But I did NOT put down that I lived in Wyoming for 10 years on that license application. The clerk must have done that. I certainly would not. Never. That would be lying. I would NEVER LIE. Daddy would punish me. Wait, I know who it was. It was BAD LIZZIE. Whenever bad things happen, BAD LIZZIE does them, not me. Who is she? Well she is my friend and she is sitting right in that chair. Let me introduce you. America, this is Bad Lizzie. Bad Lizzie, this is America. Tell them how you doctored that fishing license application, Bad Lizzie.”

Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney, who recently returned to Wyoming after living there as a child and announced she is seeking the Republican nomination for the office of U.S. Senate, challenging incumbent Sen. Mike Enzi.

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Liz Cheney

 

“C’mon Bad Lizzie! SPEAK UP!”

“SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW! Tell everyone what a bad girl you are!”

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“Uhmmmm… Liz? You know there is no one in the chair, right?”

Mister Ed, famous talking horse, Fox News host

Liz Cheney

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“What do you mean, Mister Ed? SHE’S RIGHT THERE! Why can’t you see her? YOU’RE JUST BEING MEAN TO ME!”

Liz Cheney

Mister Ed

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“Sure. I see her now. What’s that Bad Lizzie? She says she put down the false information on the fishing license form, just like you said, Liz. That’s it. Now calm down. Take some deep breaths.

“Jesus Fucking Christ. That bitch is losing it—and the campaign hasn’t even started!”

Mister Ed