John Boehner |
“Sixty percent of the
people in my home district think I suck. And not just plain old ‘suck.’ They
think my performance sucks shit through a wire brush. My heart is broken. After
all I have done for them! After all the fighting I’ve done for them! Wait. They
are right. I’ve been so totally focused on pissing on President Obama’s parade
that I haven’t done squat for my district. I think the pollsters can raise that
to 61 percent because I don’t like my performance, either. Do not vote for me next year.”
Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)
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