Monday, September 30, 2013

Overheard on MSNBC:


Chris Matthews



“If the government shuts down, it will be the fault of the House GOP.”
Chris Matthews, host of MSNBC’s ‘Hardball’


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Scott Perry


“No, it will be because the Democrats won’t negotiate.”
Rep. Scott Perry (R-Pennsylvania)


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Chris Matthews



“Why would they negotiate over a law that’s been passed and withstood court challenges? Suck it up and move on. Your side lost.”
Chris Matthews


Scott Perry
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“Yeah? Well my side banged your wife last night. And your Mom.”


Rep. Perry



Chris Matthews
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 “You weren’t there. I know that.”
Chris Matthews

Scott Perry
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“How do you know that?”


Rep. Perry


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Chris Matthews





“Because violating my wife and mom would require you to have a dick, and you do not have one.”
Chris Matthews

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Scott Perry


“Oh yeah? Well you are a shit! I’m surprised you even read the bill the House passed, Chris. I know you usually don’t do that.”


Rep. Perry

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Chris Matthews



“Hold it right there. You are done. You can make all the nasty comments you want about my wife and mother, but you may not make disparaging remarks about my pre-interview preparation when it is clear that I’m the only person in this room who read that entire bill. If you read it, you'd agree with me.”
Chris Matthews


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Scott Perry



“I read it. And I think you are a chubby, obnoxious shit. I don't have to take your bullying.”


Rep. Perry

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Chris Matthews




“No, you read the Cliff’s Notes version. If you read the whole thing, you would not defend it so hard. So fuck off, you tool of the oil industry. Begone!”
Chris Matthews

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