Monday, June 17, 2013

Overheard Somewhere:


Edward Snowden

“Dick Cheney called me what? A traitor? Coming from that malignant cunt, I call that a big compliment! Thanks, Dick! Three weeks ago, Dick Cheney didn’t know my name. Now he can even spell it. Everything he did while in office is what I am attempting to undo. What a blight on this country.”

Former Booz Allen Hamilton employee/U.S. Defense Department contractor Edward Snowden who leaked top secret classified material to the media and is now in some pretty deep shit--if he is ever located again. 


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Dick Cheney

"Malignant cunt, am I? I don't think so mister. There is NOWHERE you can hide. NOWHERE! And when my minions get their hands on you, you will WISH you had a malignancy. We will find you, and we will feed you slowly, piece by piece, to pigs. I trained the piggies myself as a way to get rid of unwanted bodies."

Dick Cheney, 46th vice president and principal architect of the Bush Administration and escaped demon from hell. Cheney has a net worth estimated at $100 million.

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