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| George Washington and the alleged cherry tree incident |
“Here’s
some more bullshit from the history books: 'George Washington never told a lie.’
Of course, I told lies. I never did admit cutting down that fucking cherry tree, either. I hated that damn thing. If the average man in America never lied, he’d probably never get
laid. Every politician lies. For gentlemen, however, lying is a matter of degree and purpose. Why, I even
had John Adams convinced I liked him.”
George
Washington, believed to be the father of our country,
though paternity tests are inconclusive
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