Kevin McCarthy |
"We have all put on our testosterone patches and we are
not going to do anything but stand tall and erect. We will shut this government
down! We will stop Obamacare!"
House GOP Whip Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-California)
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Mister Ed |
"But Rep. McCarthy, shutting down part of the federal government
will not stop Obamacare! It has been granted essential service, so all you will
accomplish is hurt and confuse a lot of people! And by the way, you sound pretty homoerotic. Do you have anything you'd like to talk about?"
Mister Ed, famous talking horse and Fox News commentator
Kevin McCarthy |
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"I do not sound homoerotic. And exactly what is the problem with confusing people, oat
breath? If people get confused and angry, they will blame it on President Obama. It's how it works."
Rep. McCarthy
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"I am with you, Rep. McCarthy, right down to my last
klonopin."
Rep. Michele Bachmann, who previously announced she will not seek a fifth term in Congress.
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