Sunday, September 29, 2013

Overheard in the House:



Kevin McCarthy



"We have all put on our testosterone patches and we are not going to do anything but stand  tall and erect. We will shut this government down! We will stop Obamacare!"
House GOP Whip Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-California)



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Mister Ed

"But Rep. McCarthy, shutting down part of the federal government will not stop Obamacare! It has been granted essential service, so all you will accomplish is hurt and confuse a lot of people! And by the way, you sound pretty homoerotic. Do you have anything you'd like to talk about?"
Mister Ed, famous talking horse and Fox News commentator
Kevin McCarthy




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"I do not sound homoerotic. And exactly what is the problem with confusing people, oat breath? If people get confused and angry, they will blame it on President Obama. It's how it works."
Rep. McCarthy




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"I am with you, Rep. McCarthy, right down to my last klonopin."
Rep. Michele Bachmann, who previously announced she will not seek a fifth term in Congress.






 

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