Thursday, December 12, 2013

Overheard in Congress:


Paul Ryan

 


“Hey Rubio? I want you to stop complaining about the budget compromise bill until after you’ve read it. If you read it, and still want to be a dick, go right ahead.”
Rep. Paul Ryan




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Marco Rubio





“I don’t think I can go along with that, Rep. Ryan.”
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida)





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Paul Ryan




“Do you often take positions on things before you’ve actually studied them, Sen. Rubio? That seems pretty damn stupid, if you ask me.”
Rep. Ryan





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Marco Rubio





“Let me check. Did anyone here ask what Rep. Ryan thought?”
Sen. Rubio






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Angry Teabaggers



 “NO! Fuck him! He’s a compromiser! A Republican in Name Only!

Crowd of Average Teabaggers






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Paul Ryan






“You know, it is really easy to take hard line extremist positions like you do when no one has any expectation of you accomplishing anything. Keep up the good work, Rubio. Shithead.”
Rep. Ryan






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Marco Rubio






“Uhm…. what?”
Sen. Rubio






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Paul Ryan







“You know, when I am the most reasonable, intelligent sounding man in a room, there is a big fuck problem.”
Rep. Ryan

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