Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Overheard on Sen. Randall Paul's Cellphone:


Randall Paul

“The FDA is coming after your doughnuts! That’s right—an FDA bureaucrat has decreed that trans fats are killing people, so we are going to take away their right to choose to eat unhealthy shit that will kill you! I want us to line up these FDA bureaucrats, find out how skinny or fat they are, and then put them on the treadmill so THEY can lose some weight! Maybe we can put some OSHA guys armed with whips behind them so that if they slow down at all, they get a lash or two. Damn straight!”

Sen. Randall 'Rand' Paul (R-Kentucky), who really did say all of that. And he meant it.

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