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| Rick Santorum |
“The GOP is all about the little
guy, the factory worker, the janitors, the waitresses… that’s who we are. We
are all about the little guys, not the big, rich, wealthy business owners.
We’re not about the rich. We are all about the poor. And yes, I am completely
rewriting history and misrepresenting every single thing about the Republican
Party because, dammit, we need to win the big one next time and the only way
that will happen is if we lie. If we tell the truth, we will lose again. And I want it to be ME who wins. I want to hear EVERYONE say, "YES, PRESIDENT SANTORUM, WE'RE SORRY FOR MAKING YOUR NAME A EUPHEMISM RELATED TO GAY SEX!' When I hear those words of apology, I'll have an erection for a month. My poooooor wife. So you go out there and spread this nonsense. Tell everyone ole Rick said so.”
Rick Santorum, speaking at the Faith
& Freedom Coalition conference this week in Washington, D.C. Santorum, America's favorite Roman Catholic and founding member of the National
He-Man Homo-Haters Club. Santorum's personal net worth is estimated at
between $500,000 and $2.6 million. He is a 2016 presidential hopeful.
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