Friday, June 14, 2013

Overheard in Washington. D.C.:



Jeb Bush

“Immigrants are more fertile than your average U.S. citizens. And we need them and their fertility to produce the people who will pay taxes in the future to finance everyone else’s retirement. You heard it here first, folks.”


Jeb Bush, speaking at the Faith & Freedom Coalition conference this week in Washington, D.C. Jeb, former governor of Florida, has a net worth estimated at
$10 million.




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George W. Bush

"Uhm, Jeb? Did you ever think that fertility has nothing to do with it and maybe, just maybe, immigrants engage in intercoursaurus more, ergo, they get pregnant more, than white people? Maybe when the immigrants get married, they actually like each other enough to be intimacious regular-like.”


George W. Bush (R), 43rd president of the United States. His net worth is estimated at $50 million.

Jeb Bush


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“Wait… that didn’t sound stupid. What the fuck, George. For the first time in 20 years, you don’t sound like a moron and you do it at my expense? You ass. I'm telling Mom.”


Jeb Bush

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George W. Bush






Better to be an ass than have a face that looks like one, Jebby. Or should I say, 'Cracky?' THAT'S BRILLIANT! You are our family's 'CRACK HEAD.'”
George W. 









 

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